《光棍影院手机在线播放》叶孤红(杨千嬅饰)生性开朗乐观纵使历年来经历了很多倒霉事但都让她一笑置之更常常研究各种术法转运城中著名堪舆学家赖料布(梁朝伟饰)自小便得祖训不得与姓叶的人结缘叶孤红为了能得其指点便想尽办法接近料布二人缘分也从此开始料布算得原来一直有高人扰乱孤红的生活那人便是赖料布的死对头段蟹(郑中基饰)要把叶孤红置之死地的是她父亲的第二任妻子赖料布抛开祖训决心和孤红携手对付段蟹异国小厨师麦克(麦克隋 饰)和他的“小弟”吉利(孙旸 饰)为圆厨师梦冒死盗取了锦衣卫护送进京的“龙镖”—绝世菜谱为躲避锦衣卫元宝(江峰 饰)的追杀二人躲入外国老板娘金小鱼(金小鱼 饰)经营的味来客栈之中岂料他们无意中发现了老板娘的“惊天秘密”原来金小鱼被奸人所害致使客栈濒临倒闭为拯救客栈她从海盗手中购买鳌龙作为“绝世美味”却误打误撞犯下欺君之罪在得知这一秘密后麦克打算带着吉利“溜之大吉”然而锦衣卫元宝来到了客栈……While policeman Shen Mengxing escorted the prisoner Liu Daniu to the provincial jail, they were kidnapped by the female robbers, Yu Niang and Xue Die, from Longmen Mountain in Longmen County. The two were captured to the mountain and became members of the cottage. The new cottage was renamed \"Longmen Cottage\". Yu Niang is the master, Shen Mengxing is the second master, and Liu Daniu is the third master. Then Yu Niang arranged Shen Mengxing and Daniu to go out and invite Lu Linxiao, a teacher at Longmen College, to come to the cottage as a consultant. Everyone worked together in order to make the business much better, but they wrongly used all kinds of bad methods, which led to many misunderstandings and a series of hilarious embarrassments. Once Lu Linxiao asked Daniu to help bring a letter to his father, and Daniu rescued a fisherman's daughter, Wan Er, on the way to Lu's residence. After listening to Wan Er's experiences, everyone in the cottage was filled with anger and motivation and determined to help Wan Er fight against the evil county forces headed by County Magistrate Mu.本片是多次勇夺广东地区收视冠军的同名千集电视长剧的贺岁电影版广州西关康家大院疑似发现古文物遗址一家人听到政府许诺会作出巨额补偿时喜出望外家庭会议上康嫂(沈殿霞)宣布她拟将补偿金分作四分自己以及三个儿子阿光(苏志丹)、阿宗(郭昶)和阿耀每人各一但尚没成家或离婚的那份暂由她保管二十年前携带幼子阿祖(余文乐)离开康嫂去香港淘金的康伯(曾志伟)看过新闻也回到广州欲分一杯羹紧接这一家便如炸开了锅:康叔想着不久就有大钱拿借诸多老街坊的保命钱将家里置换一新;最贪财的阿宗和阿婵(虎艳芬)两夫妻决定拿到钱再离婚;阿光和阿耀虽不视钱如命但有钱总比没钱好于是急着带外地女友见家长——因为康嫂规定不准讨外地人做老婆他们为讨她欢心可谓大费周章;阿祖更要命他喜欢上的女孩(蒋怡)竟是个山东人与韩国人的混血儿不但自己很能打还有个非常能打的老爸(黄霑)和老弟为了将女孩追到手他没少挨拳头讲述了一个小城镇的三名男子寻找遗失的彩票的过程中发生的有趣故事迪奈勒是这个城镇的一名修车工人幸运之神似乎从未光顾过他因为他的客户总是对他的活计不满意、他的工资少到连酒都喝不起、就连他的妻子都因此离开了他然而有一天迪奈勒买彩票意外中了大奖这让他重新燃起了生活的希望但他似乎高兴过了头导致他丢失了那张彩票于是迪奈勒和他的朋友思莱、帕皮里优一起踏上了寻找彩票的旅程...