《《异世之东方黑龙》》一份天价茶化石引发众人找寻传说中的茶经——钱老板(刘永 饰)得知杨果(张达明 饰)家茶园地下有含金很高的矿土请龙哥(林雪 饰)帮忙龙用道王(巴多 饰)制作的假茶经骗崔三(林子聪 饰)诱惑杨果用茶园交换股东大亨夏英俊(连晋 饰)也想凑凑茶经的热闹三队情人【杨果、 甄水仙(刘鑫 饰)神雕侠侣;龙哥、娇娇(刘晓晔 饰)雌雄大骗;夏英俊、丽莎(蒋一盟 饰)露水夫妻】碰上了几条光棍【虎头、豹子、道王、排骨张、马夫哥、钱老板】尔虞我诈关键时刻妄想即将实现却因假茶经导致美梦破灭——神马都是浮云三个自由浪漫的年轻人过着各怀心思的人生:有人急着摆脱单身有人想在结婚前放荡一番有人想在 大城市站稳脚跟因为一次情感出轨三人扭结成了一团“嬉笑怒骂”的乱麻当各种价值观碰撞在一起 当一个人需要平衡亲情友情与爱情......他们慌乱的生活就像是半个喜剧身高超过两米、体重将近五百磅的瓦尔特自幼生长在圣托马斯孤儿院里业已35岁的他至今仍在孤儿院内生活小男孩汉瑞是他最好的朋友某天一场事故烧毁了孤儿院的厨房按照相关法律这里面临着被关闭的命运为了让好友和其他孩子有家可回瓦尔特决定承担起筹措资金修缮厨房的重任与此同时格斗教练埃迪·沙利文也正被欠款所困扰偶然机缘让他结识瓦尔特他决心将其训练成格斗高手然后前往新奥尔良参加业余专业混合格斗冠军赛并赢得奖金为了共同的目的这两个男人以及孤儿院的女员工玛丽一同朝着新奥尔良进发……本片主演Big Show是世界摔角娱乐联盟(World Wrestling Entertaiment简称WWE)的重量级摔角明星While policeman Shen Mengxing escorted the prisoner Liu Daniu to the provincial jail, they were kidnapped by the female robbers, Yu Niang and Xue Die, from Longmen Mountain in Longmen County. The two were captured to the mountain and became members of the cottage. The new cottage was renamed \"Longmen Cottage\". Yu Niang is the master, Shen Mengxing is the second master, and Liu Daniu is the third master. Then Yu Niang arranged Shen Mengxing and Daniu to go out and invite Lu Linxiao, a teacher at Longmen College, to come to the cottage as a consultant. Everyone worked together in order to make the business much better, but they wrongly used all kinds of bad methods, which led to many misunderstandings and a series of hilarious embarrassments. Once Lu Linxiao asked Daniu to help bring a letter to his father, and Daniu rescued a fisherman's daughter, Wan Er, on the way to Lu's residence. After listening to Wan Er's experiences, everyone in the cottage was filled with anger and motivation and determined to help Wan Er fight against the evil county forces headed by County Magistrate Mu.百年一遇的M43彗星即将划过地球表面许多天文爱好者都早早聚集在K市准备近距离观测这一天象松松的画笔从黑洞上掉下去的瞬间竟然直接穿过画本和画本表面连接的桌子直接掉到了地上松松大惊原来这个黑洞能让伸进去的东西轻易穿过与之连接的表面得到了黑洞的松松一改原来的平凡从此走上了成功的人生他利用黑洞帮助杨米摆脱小混混的骚扰让杨米对他好感大增其实就在松松获得黑洞的同一天K市出现了大大小小一百多个黑洞有的黑洞有几个人那么大有的黑洞只有手指那么小...